Upon first looking into Egor Falastrom’s Dark Dreams of a Delirious Dog-Catcher, I felt as though the sweet hands of love were slapping me tenderly in the face. The soft light of the setting sun crawled through a gap in my bedroom curtains and bestowed upon my grasping fingers a luminous glow. It was as if sticks of gold had grown from my hand. The moment was rich, ripe and eminently filmable. Never mind why the curtains were closed at such an hour. Do not worry your small head over these piddling details. Do I always wear make-up when I read Scandinavian literature? It matters not. Do we really need the soundtrack of sweeping violins? Possibly not – but let them stay. Am I busily restaging reality? Again: never mind. I was looking beautiful – and I was reading a beautiful book; with whose hero I was, in truth, in love. What more do you need to know?
I have read much of many men, travelling through kingdoms and states, strutting the proverbial stuff like peacocks, doing oh-so-heroic deeds. Yet, boy oh boy, I can honestly say that I have never come across any man who is the equal of Egor. Read the rest of this entry »