And so it was written that the shape of her frame pleased
MILLIONS WATCH AS FAT QUEEN KILLS CAMEL runs
both men in an aesthetic way, so much so that each of them
the headline. The story is as follows: ‘To pay respect to her
radiated ardour for her anatomy. As she was alone in being
country’s new government, Queen Penelope of Lundy yesterday
herself, there was yet to be announced a burdensome trail, for
arranged a traditional royal camel ride, which was to be
to single out but one of the men. And so it was thus
witnessed by at least three million. Unfortunately, when selecting
determined that these men should perform in an aquatic race,
the lucky camel, organisers failed to cater for the fact that her
from their island shore to that of another – and back again. This
majesty is a whopping twenty-three stone in weight. This was to be
befell as it was so arranged, with *Man AE* to receive the
quite literally a killer fact, when after only thirty two metres
female reward. This same day marked their marriage, also the
the handsome camel in question collapsed under the Queen’s weight
prologue to a violent war which did blossom grievously from a small
and promptly died. For many the incident was merely tragic;
misunderstanding brought about by this same aquatic race. The
others suspected strategies. As historians have noted, the tradition
island to which the men had travelled considered usage of their
of the royal camel ride was once incorporated into a camel
beach as a marking point to be an haughty challenge to their
hunt, before the liberals seized power, banning public cruelty to
honour as a conglomeration of personages, with its suggestion that
camels. By mistakenly – or more likely deliberately – killing this
the other island conceived more durable aquatic athletes.
camel, the Queen is harking back to an earlier, better age’.
(Pierre Monceau and Jean-Pierre Sertin)
